Hard To Believe

by Rammms

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Inspired by Get Smart

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Come out with your hands up
Ramsay got the whole jam surrounded by his fan club
Any minute now they'll cram in start dancing
Everybody screaming "God damn, he's so handsome"


Would you believe I got a gang of groupies
That always hang around and try to bang the crew be
Cuz that's the closest they can get to hands on Rams
Because Ramsay's don't scam, he's a family man

How about there's some moms outside
That wanna see me grab the mic and do a homicide
They saw a show the other night and know Im bona fide
Would you believe they're in my DMs, yeah they wanna slide

Would you believe I got some devotees
Down to do dirty deeds if you disagree
You gunna drift downstream if you hiss at me
Because my dogs light up cats light Christmas trees

I've defeated over a thousand emcees, would you believe it
Well I've dispatched a hundred rappers with ease, would you believe it
I mean I've done in at least a dozen ruffians, would you believe it
I dashed the hopes of at least a couple of dopes

Would you believe I got a smorgasbord of gorgeous Fords
Modeling enormous cords (I'm talking corduroy)
According to the coroner reports
I'm the source of over forty kids scorched from the force

Would you believe with a hammer and anvil
I can make a sword sing, cause the planet to stand still
That's of course a metaphor for the fans of the tranquil
Best believe I'm taking trash emcees out to the landfill

Want wits, I got em wall to wall,
You're warring with a wound up wizard with a wand and all
Watch me wash away you witches with a wave of the wrist
because I don't cast bricks I cast waterfalls

I was fucking up the foot clan with nothing but some nun chucks
Swooped and saved a bus of nuns careening towards a dump truck
Some say I'm a superhero some just say its dumb luck
Either way you cut I'm just coming for my come up

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released February 23, 2022

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Rammms Virginia

Ramsay is a producer and rapper living in Northern, VA. He loves producing darkwave and hip-hop. He also raps and is known for his clever lyrics and witty punchlines.

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