Hard Bard Music

by Rammms

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Sometimes I rap about Dungeons and Dragons

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Bass growling in your face like a grizzly bear
I’m riding high hats like familiars at the wizard fair
Drums hot, but I’m chiller than a blizzard scare
Yeah, Im a pillar but I’ll kill ya with a scissor snare

So when we chilling in the middle of the lizard’s lair
I’ll play a ditty send fifty shivs hissing through air
And fly swiftly into its gizzard and disappear
Yeah we’re slaying dragons, we deserve flagons of illest beer

And when we’re in the clear and passing the city limits
I’m casting mass suggestion on those flibbertigibbets
Got em acting out tragedies with wizard-y gimmicks
They’re never catching us we’ll casually dip with the quickness

Poof its like magic only hits with no misses
And when they see my singing sword cats shit in their britches
But it can play laugh tracks slash and splitting their stitches
Now we greedy suns a bitches we ain’t splittin our riches

My bard song got the whole gang strong
We can slay any foe becuase yo we bang long
If you think you can go for the goat you're dang wrong
I got notes that could choke your throat so hang on

My bard song got the whole gang strong
We can slay any foe becuase yo we bang long
If you think you can go for the goat you're dang wrong
I got notes that could choke your throat

From the taverns to the caverns, we swerve non-furtively
Burning every Wyrven we serve with certainty
I turn em into verses, rehearse em until they sheen
Then disperse to you persons, its work my purse is mean

So curse and scream, your words can’t hurt the team
Singing songs of silence, you jerks are turned serene
I burn supreme a furnace of former fiends
Who had the audacity to demand I perform for free

Like God Damn if you can't afford my fee
The band will handle you, we set straight the serpentine
I mean, its not like we're scheming up skirmishes
So don't be nervous if you cant compete with our services

Got dervishes whirling to the beat with a purpose it's
A party, all the bards are in the streets with the urchins
Getting rowdy, its loud now theres beef with some merchants
I gotta step in and stress they watch their teeth or its curtains

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released November 24, 2021

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Rammms Virginia

Ramsay is a producer and rapper living in Northern, VA. He loves producing darkwave and hip-hop. He also raps and is known for his clever lyrics and witty punchlines.

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